Motorcycles-I was not made to drive one

Don't worry, I don't actually have one.

This is mainly my one sided conversation when I am on my Mom's phone playing the motorcycle racing game:

"oops.   OOOH.   I was just impaled.    sorry dude.    impaled..again.    oops.    motorcycle guy, sorry i'm driving you.    ouch.    ooops. 

(impaled-ilization  happens when the motorcycle has to jump off the road onto another. I failed most every attempt.)